Oooooh Mexico. I've Never Really Been But I'd sure Like To Go!

The following is a discussion that was held in Mexico a couple of weeks ago. I must preface this with the fact that I was in a bed with Charlie and Alan was in a bed with Sophie. Due to the fact we were in all one room we ALL went to bed between 8:00 and 8:30 each night. Because of this Alan and I often woke up at 1:00 or 2:00 am because we had slept for five or six hours. Please note that the following conversation occurred at about 1:00 am and was conducted with whispers.

S: Pssssssssssst Al?

A: What?

S: Did you hear that?

A: What?

S: There is something moving around in the drapes making noise!

A: WHAT?

S: Ssssssssssssh. listen!

A: Oh Man!

S: I KNOW! Effing nature! (I didn't say effing but you get the gist)

A: Goddammitt!

S: Well Charlie is nearest the curtains and he'll be taken first because he's so small.

A: Ssssssssssssssssh.

S: Oh crap it's on the move again.

A: Maybe it's a coati?

S: or maybe a capybara?

S: No it's not THAT big to be a huge Mexican rodent. It's gotta be small.

Al: Sssssssssssh

FIVE MINUTES LATER

S: Oh god there is is again. I feel like a ninja on defcon 5! I can't sleep.

A: What are you doing?

S: I'm lifting the sheets up so the capybara won't climb up on me!

A: You're an idiot!

S: Yes but safe. Will you switch beds with me?

A: No way man. I'm protecting Sophie. I don't make the rules........

S: Okay, now you're in deep shit because in all horror movies whoever has sex, smokes, drinks or is being MEAN is the first taken. I'm totally safe now.

A: (Laughs)

S: you are so totally screwed now. I will sleep easy.

A: Shut up.

S: g'night sweet!

A: Love you.

No one was abducted or chewed on. The people saw this and thought it was good.